January 2010
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WatchIn October I made a Channel 101 pilot with my buddy Tim. It was called Paperwork and it didn’t make it into the screening. Bummer.
So here is that original pilot, now on Funny or Die. Give it a watch, and maybe use your internet magiks to recommend it to other people. Cause guess what? I shot a second episode for this month’s screening.
Try try again bitches.
False Rape Charge due to Bad Sex →
Lessons Learned:
Casual Encounters CL postings must start carrying a “no refunds or exchanges” warning.
The cost of cigarettes has gotten out of control.
Chivalry is fucked.
Film made by Chimpanzees to debut on TV →
“The world’s first film shot entirely by chimpanzees is to be broadcast by the BBC as part of a natural history documentary.”
This is bullshit. As we all know, My Secret Girlfriend beat them to it.
Scientologists "heal" Haitian refugees →
We still need to figure out whether that earthquake was caused by Haiti’s pact with the devil, or by global warming. But in the meantime, we’ve got some blue polo shirt wearing, e-meter toting disciples of L. Ron to make it all better.
You’re welcome, Haiti!
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DMV provides hi-larious fodder →
“…speaking of messes, the DMV here in California has had some problems. Have you heard about this, Kevin? Yea, apparently the entire Department of Motor Vehicles had their computer system shut down today. Boy- if you thought those lines were bad before!! .. Some people are still in line since before there were computers!”
^Insert joke into tonight’s Leno monologue.
What a fucking dork
I just read my last post
Somehow I’m trying to make a career in entertainment, with a hobby in economics.
couch potato, meet math nerd.
“If you risk nothing you gain nothing”
– Bear Grylls (via delbertshoopman)
Del I know this guy is your boss or whatever but I’m pretty sure he isn’t the first guy to say this.
(via whetzell)
What a nice summary of the free market!
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Weight Watchers clinic has floor collapse →
That’s the kinda headline that Tonight Show writers must salivate over.
At least, if they weren’t updating their resumes.
hey- topical!
The NBC Nuclear Family
whetzell:
dispencer:
Parents like to hang their kids artwork on the fridge. When there’s two kids in the house but only one refrigerator, it becomes a problem.
Inevitably one kid is a gifted artist who makes amazing sketches and beautiful portraits. The other kid makes finger paintings so bad his mental facilities are called into question.
Somewhere along the way a grandmother comes over...
The NBC Nuclear Family
Parents like to hang their kids artwork on the fridge. When there’s two kids in the house but only one refrigerator, it becomes a problem.
Inevitably one kid is a gifted artist who makes amazing sketches and beautiful portraits. The other kid makes finger paintings so bad his mental facilities are called into question.
Somewhere along the way a grandmother comes over to visit. She...
Performance Review
You know you’re not meant for your job when your boss asks, “is this what you want to be doing?”
And you answer, “Not really.”
Losing the Internet as We Know It →
abedinthemorning:
tanya77:
azspot:
But did you know that we’re at risk of losing the Internet as we know it? Millions of Americans don’t know that a battle over the future of the Internet is being played out right now in Washington. How it ends will have deep repercussions for decades to come.
On one side are public interest and consumer groups, small businesses, Internet...
Conan throws down the gauntlet →
Conan won’t move to 12:05.
Tumblarity is removed from Tumblr.
I purchase a cuban sandwich for lunch.
This is a day for the ages…
Safety Practices Improve In Children's Films →
There goes my script about fire juggling unicyclist kids who drink.
(working title: One for the Road)
“Because ultimately, I like making money, but it’s not exclusively what I’m...”
– Shane Black, director of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, writer of Lethal Weapon, and actor who played the soldier telling all the big pussy jokes in Predator. (via davidseger)
I guess the bailouts weren't a good idea. Whoops. →
Keynesians = Fail.
(sorry to nerd out like this)
Books banned from Canadian flights →
No guns, cigarettes, matches, canes, liquids, laptops, electronics, or books.
2010: the year rail travel makes a comeback.
A great step forward for all plastic surgeries...
Congrats to Kanye West.
Buried in this list of useless new California laws is the “Donda West law”, which prohibits elective cometic surgery unless blah blah blah blah blah.
Thank you Kanye, for giving voice to those who need it most.
