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“Senator we’ve done it. We invented time travel!”
“Great!”
“No. Now people can fuck with time.”
“Huh?”
“Yea. We need a multi-billion dollar police force.”
“Christ. Well you did so good with that time travel program, I’m inclined to believe you.”
“Right. Don’t worry about a thing, we’ve been eyeing this D.C. transit cop who likes to do splits.”
“Good work.”
>End scene. Begin movie.
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