Dispensing Wisdom

Derrick Comedy made their first new video in 2 years. Not...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:07:34 -0800

Derrick Comedy made their first new video in 2 years.

Not surprisingly, it’s funny as hell.

(I may have a comedy crush on them)

Guy Fawkes Day is the same date as Back to The Future Day??? I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:27:00 -0800

Guy Fawkes Day is the same date as Back to The Future Day???

I feel like we should be celebrating.

"Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:07:13 -0800

“Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.”

- (via inretrospect)

Commemorate Guy Fawkes day!

also

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:12:49 -0800

kelsyabbott:

i’m losing my mind

did you ever really have a handle on it?

boringloser: sunburn: I’m feeling vain. It happened....

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:11:15 -0800

boringloser:

sunburn:

I’m feeling vain.

It happened. 100,000.

Let’s go for a cool million.

IKEA Heights nominated for 7 Channy Awards!!

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:20:00 -0800

IKEA Heights nominated for 7 Channy Awards!!:

Fun stuff :)

ianbroyles: I witnessed my first red tide last night thanks to...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:45:54 -0800

ianbroyles:

I witnessed my first red tide last night thanks to Tyler. The waves weren’t this high but they glowed blue just the same.

Coolness.

servemyworldblog: DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:57:41 -0800

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!

I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!

* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2

GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

Good luck out there kiddo!

“There is nothing that kills creativity more than bitterness. You get no satisfaction from...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:28:17 -0800

“There is nothing that kills creativity more than bitterness. You get no satisfaction from that at all. You really, really don’t.”

Jay Leno Interview

I don’t give a shit. I like Jay Leno. I may not watch him, but he’s a nice guy with some pearls of wisdom.

marklevitz: David Lyons and I would like to apologize to...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:13:43 -0700

marklevitz:

David Lyons and I would like to apologize to everyone that we pranked on Devil’s Night. Earlier today, a warrant was issued to search the premises of my accomplice, Mr. Lyons. There, detectives found “DelbertShoopman.com” stickers, identical to ones left behind during the Devil’s Night prankathon. We apologize for any harm that may have come to the people we pranked. If you need help cleaning up, Mr. Lyons and I will be happy to help you. Or maybe we can take you out to dinner sometime, just to show you that there’s no hard feelings.

Again, we sincerely apologize for harm done.

P.S. Del’s password was Batman.

Judas!

boringloser: Marklevitz speaks out: “Okay, the fact that the...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:38:53 -0700

boringloser:

Marklevitz speaks out:

“Okay, the fact that the pictures were taken with the same make and model as my camera is pretty incriminating, but it isn’t enough. […] For those of you that have seen my handwriting, YOU KNOW that I couldn’t write that shitty if I tried!!!”

This does not absolve you! This just means you had an accomplice. So who was it? Dave Lyons? Paul Bartunek? Erin Fennell? Chelsea Briggs? It could be anyone, but with so many signs pointing to Tim Marklevitz, he’s still my prime suspect.

My guess is a team of TIM MARKLEVITZ and DAVE LYONS did the deed. In the Observatory with the Lead Pipe.

I’m gonna go on record here and state the following facts:

Dave, Del and Jim’s place wasn’t hit. Neither was Paul’s.
I was with everyone last night except Paul and Tom.
Tom’s place got “hit” with a sign that said “Tom you’re awesome!”
It’s not cool to post my phone number, picture, and the words “sex offender” for my neighbors and now the internets.

Conclusion: Tom Kauffman. Possibly with accomplices, but that doesn’t matter.

sunburn: delbertshoopman: IKEA HEIGHTS IN ENTERTAINMENT...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:28:49 -0700

sunburn:

delbertshoopman:

IKEA HEIGHTS IN ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!!!!

IKEA Heights is the Lady Gaga of web serials.

Fun.

As a general rule, I love Johnny Cash. But this song, man. Makes...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:44:25 -0700

As a general rule, I love Johnny Cash. But this song, man. Makes me wanna tear my heart out with my fingernails.

goddamn.

Congress is spending billions of dollars to make me late for...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:07:00 -0700

Congress is spending billions of dollars to make me late for work. Brilliant.

This is the short I made for the Tumblr film festival, which...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:39:53 -0700

This is the short I made for the Tumblr film festival, which screened tonight.

Those in attendance got to see some “audio difficulties” which wound up saving you from the full force of my poor acting. Now you can see it in all its glory.

Seriously, thanks to Ian, Jennifer and Jim for their work. It was a lot of fun to make. Hooray to all of us!

lamovieclub: (via staff) Dig it! We hear the film from Los...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:01:17 -0700

lamovieclub:

(via staff)

Dig it!

We hear the film from Los Angeles Movie Club favorite Peter Atencio is pretty gangbusters.

I’m assuming they wanted to go alphabetical, but fumbled the execution. Only explanation.

I made this short film as a sort of learning...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:00:35 -0700

I made this short film as a sort of learning experiment/challenge, and now it’s part of the Tumblr film festival going on tonight at Cinespace. Come on by.

The good news? Ian shot it, Jennifer and Jim act in it.

The bad news? I’m in it too.

Tom declared ball war on these skulls.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:04:05 -0700

Tom declared ball war on these skulls.

LAPD's iWatch Terrorism Ad: Important Or Incredibly Creepy?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:15:18 -0700

LAPD's iWatch Terrorism Ad: Important Or Incredibly Creepy?:

erniwalker:

pauliophonic:

I vote for incredibly creepy. No better way to subtly keep pushing for American citizens to turn against each other, huh?

Look out for the “Chris Matthews” character!

yeah, i didn’t wanna be the one calling Michael Busch out, but now i feel i should report him for his suspicious name change.

Uhh, I’m not trying to complain or anything, but I did post this last week.

So the moral here is: fuck you Huffington Post.

The sun is now rising. I spent the night editing a fun but...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:41:07 -0700

The sun is now rising. I spent the night editing a fun but terribly difficult Channel 101 pilot. The second this month.

Tonight I will sleep like a comatose crackhead.